which is a worse fate
never being able to go on tumblr again
or always having someone looking over your shoulder while you’re on tumblr
In heaven you miraculously get the range to sing all of One Day More by yourself.
In Hell you don’t but you have to sing it anyways.
- dad: have you done your chores
- me: have you followed your dreams
Looks like it’s too late. I’ve become a Les Mis blog. New theme under construction.
//looking at the guide on my friend’s cable tv
see a show called “Ice Cold Killers”
think it says “Ice Cold Kittens”
let the nightblogging commence
REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE
Here are all the games’ links in order :)
Okay, so I got the BBC Sherlock case book as one of my Christmas presents, and I’m reading it, laughing, fangirling at the adorable flirting via sticky notes, and then I hit the Reichenbach Falls section and THERE ARE NO FUCKING STICKY NOTES. JUST JOHN’S WRITING. WHAT THE FUCK. IT IS CHRISTMAS. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CRYING.
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
“I’d like a piece of that ass.”
Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them
Anon, I don’t know who you are, but I’m certainly glad that I entertain you! Have a lovely holiday season :3
i wonder how many girls are gonna have bad first time sexual experiences because they read fic and thought they knew proper procedure
Well considering that I read fic about homosexual men, I think my expectations would be way off.
If you’re a true Benny fan and you don’t reblog this, then I’m gonna have to judge you for the rest of your life. He so deserves his own day on Tumblr.
Imagine person A of your OTP finding out a secret turn-on of person B’s and using it mercilessly against them.
imagine how weird our society would be if PEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
at least everyone would be dressed nicely
for creating and raising this wonderful, beautiful, talented man
let’s slow clap it for Tim and Wanda
as the date turns to 12:00 am, it is officially december 21st. the end is nye. bill bill bill bill bill bill bill nye the science guy. millions of tiny bill nyes erupt from the ground, flooding the world. science rules
You flatter me far too much, but I’m glad you enjoy it! XD